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Monday, November 17, 2014

This is Karachi


Karachi – messy, slightly dangerous and hot as hell – it’s a place that will infuriate you and seduce you.
This is as cosmopolitan as Pakistan gets. – you’ll meet all sorts in Karachi.
Karachi-ites have a high opinion of themselves.
Fast-paced and just a bit insane, it’s a city that will get under your skin.

 You will become blasé about security.


Yes, you will become a total dheet when it comes to Karachi’s halaat.
Sure, armed guards are the norm and you instinctively avoid no-go areas but, in general, life goes on. When strikes, muggings and the like are so common it’s difficult to maintain a heightened level of worry.
Concerned relatives from out of town will phone you after a scary news report but you’re likely to be at a restaurant or GT when they call. No changing plans unless bullets are actually flying - and if they are, you'll be so practiced that you can have the shutters down and the drawbridge up in under 10 minutes.
Danger? What danger?

 You will become lazy and totally dependent on your maid


When your maid doesn't come back from her day off.
Home help is a luxury that you will rapidly get used to.
You may have cleaned your whole house, done the laundry, shopped for groceries AND cooked when you were abroad but now you’ll resent having to go down to the kitchen yourself to get a cup of tea.

 You will get robbed


Consider it a rite of passage and pray that you get off lightly.
Hopefully the worst that will happen is that someone will steal your wallet or phone at gunpoint. Some traffic signals are notorious for this and I have an uncle who faced a gun at two consecutive traffic signals. Hopefully you won’t be kidnapped or have your home invaded by robbers but in a city like Karachi there are no guarantees.
You will definitely know someone who’s gone through this horrible ordeal.

Your wardrobe will gradually turn beige and white


Desinger Shamaeel Ansari | Nida Azwer's Arabesque collection.
It may be our tropical climate or our love of subtle chic, but Karachi-ites wear a LOT of white, off-white, ecru and beige. Live here for any length of time and your wardrobe will start to reflect this.

Your driving will deteriorate


Karachi's pick and mix attitude to traffic laws will get to you sooner or later.
Most drivers ignore traffic rules completely and operate on the principal of “might is right”. The horn is king and giving way is unheard of.
You can try to stick to sensible driving practices but it’s likely that one day you will decide, “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”.

You will realise that electricity and running water are luxuries


When the water tanker doesn't turn up and you want to shower.
Karachi is definitely better off than many rural areas of Pakistan but the sort of uninterrupted services you get abroad are a dream for Karachi-ites.
You will come to rely heavily on your electricity generator and your water tanker wallah.

 You'll become surgically attached to your sunnies


Essential for posing but even more essential for hiding from the blazing sun.
The sun shines here almost 365 days a year. As glorious as that sounds to those who live in more gloomy climates, the constant bright sunshine can get to you. If you couldn’t retreat behind your sunnies, you’d go mad.

You will lose weight


Karachi subscribes wholeheartedly to the adage that “you can never be too rich or too thin”.
The average socialite in Karachi is significantly lighter than her counterparts in other parts of Pakistan. You'll find yourself joining the gym or an exercise class or downloading diet plans.
If you're coming from abroad, you’ll drop a few pounds from the repeated stomach infections that you'll get as your body develops immunity to our local bugs.

 You will realise that 'chai pani' is necessary to get anything done


You thought you could get it done without paying a bribe?
'Chai pani' has nothing to do with chai (tea) or pani (water) and everything to do with greasing palms. It’s not a coincidence that Pakistan ranks among the most corrupt countries in the world.

Your friends will become your extended family


You'll make great friends.
Even though living in Karachi can be a challenge, it holds some of the most generous, warmhearted people in the world.
You will make very dear friends who will be like family.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Hamas killed 120 Israeli Soldiers in recent attack



Gaza (Reuters) Hamas attacked and killed 120 soldiers of Israel in recent attack.According to sources an Israeli aircraft were bombing at Gaza after breaking cease fire agreement just after 1 hr of the accord, Hamas hit aircraft through anti aircraft gun and demolished the plane.Hamas attacked Israeli battalion in northern Gaza and killed more than 100 soldiers.
Hamas is being supported by Islamic world.Pakistan is backing Hamas through providing them latest arms and weapons.




Thursday, May 15, 2014

GEO lost TRP after ISI and Morning Show Issue

Islamabad- Routers, Geo Network lost its TRP in Pakistan after degrading world's no.1 power full agency ISI over Hamid Mir attack and than telecasting morning show where they were found disrespecting Islamic personalities and hurting the sentiments of their followers.Shaista Wahidi is the host of that morning show "Utho Jago Pakistan" which was also remained controversial when host & model Kiran Khan spoke some bad words during the show which was condemned by Pakistani viewers.
Currently out of 100 Pakistani viewers just 3 people are watching GEO News & Geo Tv per minute as monthly TRP report.Geo Super is also in crisis as it has signed a million dollars contract deal with BCCI (Indian Cricket Board) in 2012 for getting official license of telecasting IPL in Pakistan but due to controversial editions of IPL where Pakistan players didn't get chance, it is bearing loss in every IPL editions.Geo has signed 5 years contract with BCCI so it will have to telecast every edition of IPL till 2017.
It should be noted that Jang group has previously threaten Pakistani bloggers and websites over Mir Shakeel and Shaista Lodhi marriage news as published by them.They send fake show cause notice to website owners and insisted them for publishing apology on their respective sites.Now Geo group is publishing and telecasting apology on its site and on its channels.
Here are videos of Geo Tv irresponsible Behavior on Shaista Lodhi's show "Utho Jaago Pakistan".The video of Blasphemy Attempt by Utho Jago Pakistan is here

Shameful act of Geo hurts religious sentiments by arynews






Geo group Hamid Mir U-turn, Mir blames on 'ISI...


Sunday, May 11, 2014

FIFA World Cup 2014 official song by Shakira

Shakira is ready for the FIFA World Cup 2014 brazil official Song with ‘Dare (La La La)’




Thursday, April 24, 2014

Ayeza Khan and Danish Taimoor Getting Married


Television industry’s most promising newcomers Ayeza Khan and Danish Taimoor have decided to get married, sources confirmed the news. Don’t they look adorable together?
Back in 2013, their engagement news was doing rounds and then their breakup rumours surfaced and for a while it seemed as if the relationship was over. But last month we heard that the two lovebirds were together again! Finally, Danish and Ayeza have decided to get married.
Thirty-one year old Taimoor rose to fame after appearing in Dil Diya Dehleez in 2008. Their on again off again relationship did not stop them from working together and the couple appeared in drama serial Sari Bhool Hamari Thi.
They will be seen together in Wajaht Rauf’s Jab we Wed. The name may not be original but if the project is as interesting as the original then we are eagerly waiting for it.
Humari News wishes them best of luck!

Geo changed Pakistan Idol due to fear of TRP in season 2

Geo has changed Pakistan Idol.Now Zamad Baig will be new Idol instead of Muhammad Shoaib as we announced earlier.GEO is claiming that Final will be air on 27 April while they are asking for vote on 25 April 2014.We have published earlier that Pakistan Idol is fixed and Geo has made Muhammad Shoaib from Peshawar 1st Pakistan Idol.Everyone was asking question that if they have chosen Pakistan Idol already than why Geo is asking for Vote for the candidates.Now we came with proof as we are publishing pics of Pakistan Idol winner as shoot on 23 April at Port Grand with few audience.It was pre planned as Geo is now fearing fear of losing TRP in season 2 of Pakistan Idol.As Humari News has leaked news earlier that all show is fixed and elimination took place before any vote.

These are some pics of latest show organized for making Zamad Baig as 1st Pakistan Idol for proving our news fake.But this time our sharp reporters got pics from the show and now we are leaking final show pics before it will broadcast on 27 April 2014.People can now easily decide who is fake and who is true.




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